What is Uncle Al’s Lickety Split Website Pulverator?

It’s a joke.

How to “Pulverate” Your Website
  1. First, find out what’s slowing down your website:
    • Lighthouse in Chrome Dev Tools
    • WebPagetest.org (Test. Optimize. Repeat.)
    • Etc.
  2. Then decide if it’s important enough to justify slowing down your website
    • AdSense – yes
    • Analytics – yes
    • Facebook – not so much
  3. Things Like That